Well... Since the SMP of our school have major problem, and there are even some courses that we should and can register is not out yet (I don't know yours but I have tried several times to log in but failed), so I can only surf the web for something else. Eventually...
This is what I found through surfing 'net' and I think this joke is good to be shared with you all. The original version is in Chinese, however, I tried my best to translate the sentences into English, and hopefully these are translated correctly. Enjoy.
这个是一个很搞笑的题目。在网上找到的，特地在这里分享一下。
现在小学语文题，看他们的一道作业题：
This is a question in a primary school, that use the student's ability to combine the four sentences into one through conjunction.
要求：把以下四句话用关联词连接:
1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了；
Sister Haiti is paralyzed.
2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习；
Sister Haiti study tenaciously (hard).
3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语；
Sister Haiti learned a lot of foreign languages.
4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。
Sister Haiti learned acupuncture.
（注：正确答案应该是：张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。）
The correct answer should he:
Although Sister Haiti is paralyzed, she still study tenaciously， not only she learned a lot of foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.
结果有一个孩子写：
Then a child wrote:
虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。
Even though Sister Haiti study hard on acupuncture and a lot of foreign languages, but she still paralyzed.
后来，发现更猛的孩子写道:
After that, there are even more 'better' children wrote:
张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语，还会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于瘫痪了。
Sister Haiti not only learned a lot of foreign languages, she also learned acupuncture. However, she studied hard, finally paralyzed.
张海迪姐姐之所以瘫痪了，是因为顽强地学习，非但学会了多门外语，甚至学会了针灸。
The reason that Sister Haiti paralyzed is because she studied hard, until she learned a lot of foreign languages, and also acupuncture.
张海迪姐姐是那么顽强的学习，不但学会了多门外语和针灸，最后还学会了瘫痪。
Sister Haiti always study hard, not only learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, finally she learned how to paralyze.
张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语，学会了针灸，又在顽强的学习瘫痪。
Sister Haiti learned a lot of foreign languages, learned acupuncture, and study hard about paralyze.
张海迪姐姐通过顽强的学习，学会了多门外语和针灸，结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了。
Through study hard, Sister Haiti learned a lot of foreign language and acupuncture, as a result, she follow a foreign language version's acupuncture book and paralyzed herself.
因为张海迪姐姐瘫痪了，所以顽强的学习。可是她学到了多门外语，却忘了学到对她自己有帮助的针灸。
Because Sister Haiti is paralyzed, so she studied hard. However, she learned a lot of foreign language but forget to study about acupuncture that can help herself.
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